notchicken:

terranullius-andthestolengen:

notchicken:

notchicken:

tupacabra:

i feel bad for twins that aren’t equally attractive

this was me and my twin prom night image

thank you for the text post

another year, another disappointment  

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Why are you wearing the same clothes??

I haven’t moved in a year

So my boyfriend did a thing.

hellochameleon:

My boyfriend of over 2 years sent me a game over skype. He said he wants to try and make Pokemon games since I play them so much. I opened it up and was super excited.

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It seemed really well done and was super ready to start on my adventure!

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He left a lot of cute notes and tips around…

coffeesclosers:

[eats last fry] well jesus christ im alone again

(Source: coffeesclosers)

Person: You just love me for my netflix.
Me: DAMN RIGHT I DO!

beerito:

are u in love with me? no?? *slides u a chocolate pudding* how about now?

Life is so hard when your best friend is a 9.5/10 and you’re a strong 4 with the right filter and lighting

(Source: sorelatable)

*to every one who always criticizes me*
You all can go fuck off.

*whispers so soft it can only be heard by god*

monica1319:

They say you get insomnia when you really miss someone, I haven’t been able to sleep for days

"I am a feminist. I’ve been female for a long time now. I’d be stupid not to be on my own side."


Maya Angelou (via slothsandsequins)

(Source: robert-winchester-novak)

veganvibez:

do you know how scary it is to acknowledge how strong your feelings are for someone and your brain is like “maybe you love them” and you’re like SHUT THE FUCK UP BRAIN YOU DONT KNOW SHIT

hot guy: i sprained my wrist
me: okay take off your underwear